Here are some geeky voice mail greetings. I created these after I subscribed to youmail.com, which, by the way, is very cool. Thanks to IBM's text-to-speech synthesis engine for this! For personal, evaluation use only ;)

• irrational-number.wav (259.56 KB)
• divide-by-pi.wav (212.15 KB)
• 42.wav (208.56 KB)
• not-a-number.wav (197.8 KB)
• deep-slumber.wav (226.55 KB)
• abducted.wav (170.11 KB)
• rodent-dentist.wav (219.67 KB )